A toothy T-Rex
came into the house, and
ate the cat, just like that.
One bite,
two gulps—her meow
was hard to swallow.
He left as he came,
all I need do is explain,
it was that bitchy cat, or me.
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(I promise the cat wasn't harmed in the writing of this poem; even an emaciated, hunger-crazed T-Rex wouldn't mess with her)
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24 comments:
Nope, I wouldn't believe. But I would believe you thought about it! ;-)
now what did that cat do to you to deserve such a poem :)
cool!
Sounds like you don't get along with this feline.
unusual and funny :)
Pat,
Very very visual, and (of course)
very very funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a cat that ran across my driveway
and when I saw it I just gunned the
car engine. The kids would scream
at me. The cat finally bought the
farm when a driver hit the cat.
I was taking trash down to the
curb one night and I leaned over
the trash can and there was the
DEAD cat!!!!!!!!!! I almost
screamed!!!!!!!!!!
Liked the imagey of a T-Rex going
after a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What next?
Cows going after chickens?
would that have been dinah shaw
i've got some of her albums :)
loved this
i've just read it to my cat
so she should be on best behaviour for a while
Unique Pat and and a laugh to start off my day :)
Funny one Pat!
My cat is acting very strange since we brought the puppy home.
I have never seen her hiss before, but she is now!
Oh Pat! So funny, but better be careful... cats will wait to the right time to get revenge.
"Whimsy Friday"
haha, so you offered up the cat.........
I had a vet once tell me, rather smuggly, when I asked why females cats were so much more feisty than males,,"can't that be said for the females of most species?"
Funny! :)
Hello, pat!
this poem is veru good, thank you
have nice wkend
very funny! Cats can read minds you know - your time may be limited. It is always wise to be nice to the cat. ;0
did the T Rex cough up a furball afterwards??
My cat just read your poem and ran for the hills.
Great little poem. :)
o.k. Pat, I'm ready for another!
:)
catching up
love these shorts, most enjoyable.
cya around :)
no way.
but i think the cat got the T-rex.
i need this after a hectic day in the office... and a dodgy internet connection
Here kitty. kitty :o)
MB, you are right!!
Thanks Kai!!
Just be her normal self!! Thanks Polona!!
C, sometimes I don't!!
Thanks Andrew!!
Wink, are you familiar with Chick-Fil-A?? Thanks!!
Floots, I read it to mine and she licked her lips. Thanks!!
Janice, glad I could provide a laugh!!
Margie, you've been lucky. Ours hisses all the time. Thanks!!
Lainey, you are right!! 2:00 a.m. Thank you!!
That's what it was Vaughn.
Nea, yes ma'am I did!! I'd be a fool to agree with that.
Thanks Katie!!
Thanks David Santos!!
Mikaelah, she gets even trust me. Thank you!!
Gracie, excellent comment!! Unfortunately not one I could find. Thanks!!
Beaman, thank you!!
Just put one up Andrew.
Inconsequential, you are consistent in what you like. thanks!!
Dsnake, glad to provide a laugh at the end of a bad day!!
Trinitystar, she bites!!
i like the disclaimer!
That is one good write. How you even concieve like this is beyond me...what I know is I like to read.
Yeah! I get a kick out of this--even though I'm a cat lover--
This reminds me of the scene in "Jurassic Park", where the T-Rex eats the dog...somehow I think most viewers were rooting for the dinosaur...
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