Friday, March 09, 2007

Would You Believe

A toothy T-Rex
came into the house, and
ate the cat, just like that.

One bite,
two gulps—her meow
was hard to swallow.

He left as he came,
all I need do is explain,
it was that bitchy cat, or me.


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(I promise the cat wasn't harmed in the writing of this poem; even an emaciated, hunger-crazed T-Rex wouldn't mess with her)

25 comments:

MB said...

Nope, I wouldn't believe. But I would believe you thought about it! ;-)

Kai C. said...

very nice

polona said...

now what did that cat do to you to deserve such a poem :)

cool!

C said...

Sounds like you don't get along with this feline.

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

unusual and funny :)

Wink said...

Pat,

Very very visual, and (of course)

very very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a cat that ran across my driveway

and when I saw it I just gunned the

car engine. The kids would scream

at me. The cat finally bought the

farm when a driver hit the cat.

I was taking trash down to the

curb one night and I leaned over

the trash can and there was the

DEAD cat!!!!!!!!!! I almost

screamed!!!!!!!!!!

Liked the imagey of a T-Rex going

after a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What next?

Cows going after chickens?

floots said...

would that have been dinah shaw
i've got some of her albums :)
loved this
i've just read it to my cat
so she should be on best behaviour for a while

Janice Thomson said...

Unique Pat and and a laugh to start off my day :)

Margie said...

Funny one Pat!

My cat is acting very strange since we brought the puppy home.
I have never seen her hiss before, but she is now!

lainey said...

Oh Pat! So funny, but better be careful... cats will wait to the right time to get revenge.

Masago said...

"Whimsy Friday"

Nea said...

haha, so you offered up the cat.........

I had a vet once tell me, rather smuggly, when I asked why females cats were so much more feisty than males,,"can't that be said for the females of most species?"

Katie McKenna said...

Funny! :)

david santos said...

Hello, pat!
this poem is veru good, thank you
have nice wkend

mikaelah said...

very funny! Cats can read minds you know - your time may be limited. It is always wise to be nice to the cat. ;0

gracie said...

did the T Rex cough up a furball afterwards??

Beaman said...

My cat just read your poem and ran for the hills.
Great little poem. :)

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

o.k. Pat, I'm ready for another!

Inconsequential said...

:)

catching up

love these shorts, most enjoyable.

cya around :)

dsnake1 said...

no way.
but i think the cat got the T-rex.

i need this after a hectic day in the office... and a dodgy internet connection

trinitystar said...

Here kitty. kitty :o)

Pat Paulk said...

MB, you are right!!

Thanks Kai!!

Just be her normal self!! Thanks Polona!!

C, sometimes I don't!!

Thanks Andrew!!

Wink, are you familiar with Chick-Fil-A?? Thanks!!

Floots, I read it to mine and she licked her lips. Thanks!!

Janice, glad I could provide a laugh!!

Margie, you've been lucky. Ours hisses all the time. Thanks!!

Lainey, you are right!! 2:00 a.m. Thank you!!

That's what it was Vaughn.

Nea, yes ma'am I did!! I'd be a fool to agree with that.

Thanks Katie!!

Thanks David Santos!!

Mikaelah, she gets even trust me. Thank you!!

Gracie, excellent comment!! Unfortunately not one I could find. Thanks!!

Beaman, thank you!!

Just put one up Andrew.

Inconsequential, you are consistent in what you like. thanks!!

Dsnake, glad to provide a laugh at the end of a bad day!!

Trinitystar, she bites!!

sage said...

i like the disclaimer!

gautami tripathy said...

That is one good write. How you even concieve like this is beyond me...what I know is I like to read.

firebird said...

Yeah! I get a kick out of this--even though I'm a cat lover--
This reminds me of the scene in "Jurassic Park", where the T-Rex eats the dog...somehow I think most viewers were rooting for the dinosaur...